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Questions?

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  • What in tarnation is this all about?
    A new fun way to bring fun and interesting ideas to you through wearable art. Visit our About page to learn more!
  • How does it work?
    We make cool graphics and you can order them as wearables through our print-on-demand fulfilment center, Printful. Not trying to get rich, just trying to make the world a happier, darker, better place, one order at a time.
  • Why?
    Because you don't know if you don't try! That's what this is. Help us be successful!
  • What sizes and styles are available?
    We started with a basic unisex shirt fits: size guide below. They run a little large: shirt template is the Unisex Staple T-Shirt | Bella + Canvas 3001. It is very soft. We added a Women's Fit 100% combed ringspun cotton | Gildan 880 short too. Its does not have the same additional additional color options as the Unisex tee: black is bossest though! Size chart below. UNISEX WOMEN
  • I want a style you don't have (i.e tank, hoodie, mumu) ... Will you offer it?
    Ask us nicely and we can summon it up, if it is malfeasible ...(ha ha evil word joke).
  • Are your shirts made of vegetables?
    If they were we would eat them; but alas, they are not. They are about them, sort of, mostly. We are looking to make enough cake to move onto to more sustainable clothing/product choices, though. Suggestions welcome. New to the game.
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